The Chem Resist Team
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Favourite Joke: Why are there no painkillers in the jungle? The parrots eat them all
Favourite Joke: I’d tell you a joke about the oil industry, but I can’t. It’s too crude.
Superpower: Netball – even though I only started playing at 40!
Fact: Simon finds this kind of thing cringeworthy
Technical Sales Engineer
Fact: I was 16 when he joined A.C.E. (later Chem Resist), straight from school to be their first ever Apprentice Plastics Fabricator
Fact: My name on the network is Brains
Favourite Joke: What do you call a fish with no eyes? Fsh
Superpower: Being a great dad to my 2 wonderful girls
Health and Safety Manager
Schopenhauer’s Law of Entropy: If you put a spoonful of wine in a barrel full of sewage, you get sewage. If you put a spoonful of sewage in a barrel full of wine, you get sewage.
Fact: I passed the selection tests to be a fighter pilot in the RAF but couldn’t progress because of my nut allergy – but I can eat peanuts!
Fact: I’m a twin and the eldest by a very important 3 minutes!
Superpower: Staying alive!
Director – Fluid Transfer
Fact: Neil has 4 knee caps
LtoR: Simon Ellis, Richard Thompson, Wayne Simpson, Russell Ward and Jason Hemingway
LtoR: Peter Brooke, Ryan Glew, Paul Croisdale, Jordan Rock, Nicki Croisdale, Josh Wisher, Dave Turver and Josh Lister
Supply, Stock & Finance Team
LtoR: Odelle Hewitt, Georgina Shaw, Philip Dutton, Sharon Senior, John McLaughlin and Susan Caldwell
LtoR: Jack Bedford, Mark Austin, Rolando Campbell, Craig Lightowler, Joshua Slaney, Anthony Manton and Zac Knowles